On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Everything about him screamed your future.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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