Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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