yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
40s are totally the cure
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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