party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
