you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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