hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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