so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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