so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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