White coat. Heels.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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