new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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