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Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.

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(352): Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself. http://tfl.nu/hxa2

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(931): View more from Tennessee

woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?

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New experience?

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(931): woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low? (615): New experience? http://tfl.nu/83n1

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(609): View more from New Jersey

she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that

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pussy has no personality

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Amen to that

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(609): she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that (484): pussy has no personality (609): Amen to that http://tfl.nu/mkon

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back

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(973): Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back http://tfl.nu/zjkd

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line

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(201): i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line http://tfl.nu/rmxl

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(240): View more from Maryland

i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.

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(240): i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with. http://tfl.nu/66qi

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(559): View more from California

I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.

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(559): I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing. http://tfl.nu/i8zl

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(616): View more from Michigan

Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me

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(616): Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me http://tfl.nu/gcet

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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.

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(623): Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes. http://tfl.nu/phpt

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(440): View more from Ohio

i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.

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(440): i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it. http://tfl.nu/zxnq

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(708): View more from Illinois

you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato

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(708): you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato http://tfl.nu/7tnq

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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.

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(215): I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina. http://tfl.nu/lvx4

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(503): View more from Oregon

The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.

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(503): The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub. http://tfl.nu/iw9s

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(571): View more from Virginia

Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting

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(571): Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting http://tfl.nu/5qzx

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining

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I think that would solve a million problems

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(774): I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining (508): I think that would solve a million problems http://tfl.nu/0h1f

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