Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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