I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
25 People Reveal The Creepiest Kids They Went to School With
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
17 Subtle Body Language Signs That Reveal A Lot About Someone
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus