i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.