So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
