i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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