i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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