Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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