Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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