She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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