I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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