she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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