I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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