did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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