So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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