No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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