Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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