its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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