If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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