Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i think my cat just said my name.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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