Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
