I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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