you guys were way drunker than both of me
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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