did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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