You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Four minutes until I can fart!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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