She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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