Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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