Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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