Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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