If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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