yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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