Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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