if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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