He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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