Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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