At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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