it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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