I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I'm both gender and math confused
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