Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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