Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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