dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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