better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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