i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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