And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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