16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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