fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Randomize
