I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I accidentally burped into my bong.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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