do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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