The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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